After a long break, am having to stay in Delhi, and not surprisingly, here's what I heard on a single outing to the marketplace.
Bloke: "Haan yaar .. aise hi nikla tha .. thodi marketing kar raha hun"
My conscience: Marketing ?! Dude !! Why show off your skill in English, or lack thereof, the word is SHOPPING, not marketing!!
A bonnie lass: "Kajrare kajrare .. mere kale kale naina"
My conscience: *mouth agape* Mere ?! Firstly, its "tere" and yes, with such black eyes you can be nothing else but a witch !
A pindu (in her teens): *looking at my shoes* Papa, mainu wi canvas de joote chainde ne !!
My ego: You moronic buffoon ! Its CONVERSE shoes, not friggin' canvas ke joote ! Ass !
Bloke: *trying on a pair of bathroom slippers* Mommy, yeh chhote hain!
My frustration: Abbe ullu ke patthe, take off your socks first, and then try the slippers on!
*Sigh* this just the beginning of what is to come!
5 comments:
hahahahahahahaha
*chuckles* i know .. and delhiites wonder unki itni kheenchte kyun hai ?! :P
thats not how the song opens is it ? then shut your piehole !
as for that "baccha" - that guy was at least 25-26 so shuddup again :)
Myabe he dint want those blue HAWAI CHAPPAL ;-)
lol .. i don't think so .. consdering he CHOSE pink and purple .. and was more excited about it than the shoes he bought :)
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