Word of advice ..

When waiting to pee, or writing a blog about peeing while not doing it, DO NOT listen to "driftwood" by travis! Reasons:

"floating"

"drifting into water"

"floating underwater"

"long long time"

"drifting now forever and forever more"

"you really didn't think it would happen"

"everyone has to go"

"but it really is the END OF THE LINE"

What is he trying - to figuratively deconstruct my attempt to control and make the pressure build up ?!?!?!